Now, along with voting, skydiving, operating the meat slicer at a deli, owning a pet, becoming a realtor and booking a hotel room, my “adult” child was authorized to enter the Mooncusser Tattoo and Piercing parlor in Provincetown, Massachusetts (motto: “Take it to the grave”) and pay a guy to drive a bunch of oscillating, ink-laden needles into her skin. And legally I was no longer obligated to worry. The body branded on my daughter’s back should not have upset me - she’d been chattering about various tattoo options for months. I picked up two carrots and a bunch of scallions, waving them in the air. “Dinner anyone?” I’d lost my appetite, but we’d still have to eat. “It didn’t even hurt that much,” she said to my younger daughter, who’d abandoned meal prep to swoon enviously. Tattooing our listeners is exactly what you can expect from us.My older daughter seemed oblivious to my distress as she torqued her body toward the mirror to admire herself. So it’s deeply ironic that we both host one of Canada’s biggest political satire shows.

“My friends drag me kicking and screaming to the polling booth and Rhys isn’t a citizen yet.

“I don’t want to vote and Rhys can’t vote” Said co-host Jesse Harley. The weekly show claims to be the only podcast about Canadian politics for people who hate Canadian Politics, and it’s built a politically diverse following in the process. So far they’ve covered stories like the RCMP trying to build a ‘gaydar’ in the 1950’s, the Prime Minister who thought he could talk to the dead and the Government of Alberta attempting to silence Bigfoot. He is amazing for doing this, our show is rarely serious and I think Kyle has a similar outlook to us, he must or why else are we doing this!”Ĭanadian Politics Is Boring is nearly 300 episodes old and discusses the darker side of Politics in the great white north. “Kyle has promised us that he’ll wear shorts as often as possible, despite living in the freezing North of BC. “You pay a fortune for 1 month of billboard space, but a tattoo lasts a lifetime.” Said Rhys Waters, one of the show’s hosts. The tattoo was completed by Doing Tattoo in Edmonton. (Fill this in now you won’t lose your place!)

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